“Goose” got her name when she was still in diapers. She was at the kiddie pool in her swimsuit with a diaper on and as you know diapers are absorbent and apparently can hold much more liquid than any child could ever produce. When she got out of the pool her diaper had absorbed so much water that her rear looked like a goose’s butt which quickly became a “Goose Booty” which as she got older became just “Goose”. I very rarely call anyone in my family by their name. My son’s name is Harrison & he’s usually just “H” & I can’t remember the last time I called my wife by her first name.
I’m on the road so these are all that I had handy.
In order from top to bottom
(1986) My bachelor party in Key West. I had most of the mullet removed for the wedding. You can note how cool I was by the Swatch Watch on my wrist and the Glacier Sunglasses around my neck. Don’t forget the Urban Cowboy feathered hat band and weighing in at 165lbs.
(1994) My Wife & I on a business trip. 240 lbs close to my heaviest and strongest. Still sporting a pair of late 80’s style glasses.
(2001) Approx 280lbs and my strongest (which still was not all that strong) but with a more in style of glasses. I call this my 50lb head picture, the only 2 things you could see from the Space Shuttle was The Great Wall of China and my head.
(2004) Family picture under 200lbs and way too puny and small
